Today Andy Murray plays JC Ferrero in the Wimbledon quarter finals. I have been wading through the pages of opinion about who is going to win Wimbledon this year and can't seem to find the answer.

I know nothing about tennis. I find it about as interesting as watching cricket or playing Pacman BUT, I always know who is going to win. I have a scientific theory about the success rate of each tennis player and it ALWAYS works.

It's all about the eyes.

Successful tennis players have eyes that are closer together than mere mortals:-











SO applying my theory as to who is going to win Wimbledon this year:-



Vs:





I'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but Murray's got no chance.